Shave our heads: Sure some celebs like Natalie portman and Demi moore have shaved their heads but as a true lifestyle choice in everyday society, guys look better with bald tops than women do. Did you see Britney bald? not a pretty look is it?
Play real sports: Ok there are pretty good female atheletes out there but seriously which of these would you rather watch: WNBA or NBA? NHL or women hockey? NFL or women rugby? MLB or softball? just not as exciting.
Pee standing up: Full bladder, but there’s a line for the urinal? Just step outside and pee behind a dumpster. On a camping trip? Pee and lean against a tree to steady your flow. Women have to unzip, pull down and crouch before they can go. Our process is much easier.
Age well: Our male hormones give us thicker skin, which means we get fewer wrinkles and our skin stays younger longer. Sorry ladies, all your creams, moisturizers and youth-in-a-bottle remedies have nothing on us.



Hihihihi, you dissed the ladies with this. But I know that there are more then 5 thing only ladies can do. ;)
:) :)
Take care!
Maksi
lol i would like to know those things :)
Hehe interesting... :)
Not sure about the third point.
Male professional sports are more accessible, certainly.
And, I'm a rabid follower of NHL (go, Flyers!) and MLB.
But, one night I flipped on one of the secondary ESPN channels and watched a field hockey match between two rival Midwestern schools.
And, damned if it wasn't one of the most exciting games I've ever seen.
there might be some but rarely any exciting ones